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Those turds next door took your tailgate spot.

“punch

Your first drunken, late-night conversation with a pledge brother.

“I

When you’re dancing at formal.

When you scream at a pledge to get you something, he’s all…

“pledge”

When a brother is about to do something that can only end in injury or arrest.

“Schneider”

How sorority girls see you.

“ooh

How you see yourself.

“King

How you see the pledges.

“Doggy

When a GDI is trying to butt in on your conversation.

“baby

That moment when you know she’s coming back to your room.

“creep”

When a pledge wakes you up for class.

“pledge

After sending out the “party at the house right now” mass text to every sorority girl in your phone.

“girls

You won three straight games of beer pong.

“bubba

Street bums started fighting right as you walk out of the bar at close.

“Les”

On the bus to spring break.

“byah!”

That magical moment when you and your buddy are on the same page on the dance floor.

“The

When getting ready to barfight a GDI.

“mess

Friday lunch stories at the house.

“This

This speaks for itself.

“St

Your general attitude towards pretty much everything.

“I

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TheChampionsTour

The Champions Tour is a writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. If you don't know who he is, just ask your older sister about him.

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