The Viral Bottle Flip Kid Is Selling Signed Replica Water Bottle For $15,000

======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====

Screen Shot 2016-05-25 at 12.52.07 PM

How about this savvy mofo cashing in when his stock is at an all-time high? It’s been like 10 seconds since the entire internet publicly sucked him off for a calculated, year-in-the-making bottle flip at his high school’s talent show and he’s already paid for his freshman year of college.

I called it from the start. This rat was never in the bottle flipping game for the love of the sport. Homeboy just wanted to make a quick buck with a setup stunt meant to go viral.

Screen Shot 2016-05-26 at 3.33.26 PM

Screen Shot 2016-05-26 at 3.33.45 PM

Screen Shot 2016-05-26 at 3.34.02 PM

As a bottle flipping purist, I hate this kid. But God dammit, do I respect his snake it ’til you make it hustle. Not even the actual game used bottle or “replica” as the Ebay description says. Kid uses nothing but Deer Park. Just picked up an empty Kirkland off the streets, signed his name in sharpie, and made an easy $15,000. What a country.

Image via Ebay

Email this to a friend

Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

25 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

The Feed