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This September, the world’s first sex cruise is headed to the Adriatic Sea.
From the Miami Herald:
During the sailing, the ship will be transformed with performances, couples workshops, themed nights and “intense icebreakers” designed for motion in the ocean. Open-mindedness is encouraged on the couples-only voyage, whether that be at the “mix-n-mingle” private playrooms or at the clothing-optional areas of the ship, such as the pool deck.
The chartered retreat is the first of its kind from the Original Group, which owns three adult-only resorts in Riviera Maya and Cancun.
“We’re thrilled to bring to the sea our more than 30 years of experience in creating the perfect sensual atmosphere for adults, and we have no doubt that the Desire Cruise experience will be life-changing for our passengers and will become the sensual way to get away,” said Rodrigo de la Peña, CEO of Original Group.
The cruise, dubbed “Desire,” boasts “sensual dining”, “provocative entertainment”, “professional meet & greets” and “playrooms”. So basically, it’s going to be a massive orgy at sea with a bunch of strippers. This is good, because the cruises I’ve been on were pretty much 100% old/fat people gorging themselves on the buffet and throwing up in the pool. Even though the lady across from you in the hot tub is probably a 400 lb Special Ed teacher letting her fat rolls float freely in the bubble jets, at least you can hide out by the stage with the beautiful people.
Since the cruise is couples-focused, treating your girl to a little luxury and splurging on the Ocean Suite might be the perfect opportunity to swab her poop deck.
Seems like a swash-un-buckling good time to me..
[via Miami Herald]