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From the land of corrupt politics, vast wasteland, and dashboard mounted cameras comes a real chill situation in the form of a massive, man-eating grizzly bear riding in a sidecar through the streets and waving to people on the side of the road like the Queen of England.
Yeah your golden retriever poking his head out window is cute as hell, but I’ll take a sidecar grizzly 10 times out of 10. Best case scenario is the well-trained circus bear sits there calmly throughout the duration of the trip, waving to people and peacefully eating his little snacks for following commands and being a good boy.
Worst case, though, is he remembers he’s an apex predator that’s capable of mauling people and dips out the sidecar to thrash hoards of people to death. The streets of this small Russian town filled with blood and guts and femurs and organ fragments all because these crazy Russian motherfuckers wanted to show off their pet grizzly.
What’s the deal with Russia anyway? SO sketchy..