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If you’re in the Washington DC area and are in the market for some Capitals tickets, then you are in luck. No, you won’t be sitting in some prime seats to watch one of the league’s best teams play some exciting hockey. Instead, you’re in for a real treat.
One DC man is selling sniffs of his fingers that he claims he used to finger bang Taylor Swift.
— Patrick Cannon (@RubGun) January 11, 2016
How great is it that he put his hand in a bag to preserve the scent? You’ve really gotta be off your rocker if you’re going to pay anything less than $50. What’s the point of smelling if you’re not gonna get the taste? However, Make sure you’re the first buyer.
Sure, this is 100% fake and the dude is just trying to earn some free cash from idiots. Celeb crazed folk will buy anything associated with their favorite celeb. You could probably sell “Kardashian air” in an empty jar and every girl you know would probably be somewhat interested..
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