Forget the Westminster Dog Show, this pup is the most impeccably trained dog in the world. Look at this little guy. He’s not fucking around. You try to take his master’s beer and you will lose the hand you reached with. Every frat hound across the nation should be trained like this immediately, protecting ice cold beers from geeds everywhere. Bud Light should turn this into a marketing campaign already. I’d much rather watch this dog bark at beer thieves than listen to Pit Bull.
That’ll do dog, that’ll do.