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Jessica Lee, you are one clever and diabolically hilarious recent high school graduate.
Sure at first this just seems like some stereotypical nerd listing off her favorite elements, because she really likes the fashion of their electron configurations and aspires to be a female version of Sheldon Cooper at some point in the near future; but, if this is your takeaway from her yearbook quote, then you’re clearly not smart enough to comprehend Miss Lee’s wit.
Grab your periodic tables, fellas!
“Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”
The corresponding symbols of these elements?
Yep, Jessica Lee will always be remembered by the Class of 2013 as the girl who said, “Fuck Bitches, Get Money” in the absolute most clever way possible. I’m willing to bet that she also probably took home a science award or two at commencement.
Well played, you sneaky Biggie Smalls loving girl, you. Well played. I never thought anyone would one up J.R. Smith’s yearbook quote.