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A few weeks ago, I brought you guys the full list of gifts that bowl players would be getting this post season. Many bowl games included something called a gift suite where players get to choose from a whole bunch of gifts as long as it didn’t exceed a certain amount, because the NCAA frowns upon that or something.
The Rose Bowl was one of those bowls that included a gift suite and thanks to two videos posted to their Instagram account, we can see that both the Stanford and Iowa players were pretty pleased as to what they found in the suite.
Some pretty good stuff in there to choose from. However, if I’m running a bowl game then I’m going to put some real shit in there.
1) $100 handshakes
2) Strippers and cocaine
3) Gold Trans Ams
4) More $100 handshakes
This all may sound familiar because it’s the best gift suite ever provided in the history of the NCAA by SMU back in the 1980s (minus the Trans Am, that was all A&M and even that couldn’t get Dickerson to College Station). If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it..