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This Poor Bastard Has Had 100 Orgasms A Day For The Last Two Years

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Think about those few moments of bliss during an orgasm. Now, imagine having that feeling about once every 15 minutes. Sounds incredible and exhausting at the same time, right? Well, a Wisconsin man by the name of Dale Decker has been experiencing these sensations for the last two years.

From Daily Mail:

The 37-year-old is the first man to speak out about suffering persistent genital arousal syndrome. He developed the condition in September 2012 after slipping a disc in his back while getting out of a chair.
While he was en route to the hospital, he suffered five orgasms.

Don’t go running to slip discs in your back all at once, guys.

Since that moment he has been plagued by the condition, he describes as ‘disgusting and horrendous’.
According to medical literature, trauma to the pelvic nerves can trigger hypersensitivity in this area.

Could you imagine seeing some guy getting off in the produce section at the grocery store or while he’s at the park with his kids?

He has, and it has left Dale locked up in his house because he fears going out in public. He’s unable to work, and his family has been struggling both emotionally and financially.

Even in his house, the poor bastard can’t find peace. Besides the physical toll Dale goes through on a daily basis, he also has to deal with his wife.

“It’s really upsetting, we don’t do things that man and wife should do.”

Translation: none of those orgasms are happening with the missus.

Dale is also forced to sleep in a separate bed from his wife, as he has spasms throughout the night.

There’s currently no cure in sight, and this dude seems to be stuck with the most bittersweet condition known to man for the foreseeable future.

[via Daily Mail]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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