After watching this video, that title might not even be hyperbole. The NSFW video you’re about to see features an unholy act perpetrated by two people who I hope beyond hope were blackout drunk, roofied, AND possessed by demons. That’s the only way any of this is even remotely excusable. What am I talking about? Just a dude taking a shot of booze that’s been trickled into the glass via his bro’s back and ass crack (maybe a little taint too), is all.
Geaux crawl back into the swamp you came from.
As far as I can tell, there isn’t any story behind this, at least not one that anyone knows about. All we do know is that LSU Fan #1 climbed up onto the bar, naked, and had booze poured down his back, filtered through his hairy ass crack and taint, and into a cup for LSU Fan #2 to drink, which he did, with a surprising amount of calm. Who knows? Maybe this is pretty standard. Hell, the guy doesn’t even chase the shot of taint tainted liquor, though to be fair that was probably easier to swallow than the blowout loss to ‘Bama. Regardless, it seems like he’d done this before. I guess that can’t be much worse than drinking Louisiana tap water. In fact, that’s my new name for this shot: The Louisiana Tap Water.
h/t to Outkick the Coverage