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Tiger’s Ex-Wife’s Boyfriend Whips Out His 164-Foot Yacht, Parks It Next To Woods’ Smaller Yacht

Remember when I posted the story about Tiger’s chances at the Masters skyrocketing by way of slumpbuster? Well, I take it back. All of it. He just got mindfucked so irrevocably hard by billionaire yachting enthusiast Chris Cline, the current boyfriend of Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

In a power move to end all power moves, Cline parked his 164-foot yacht directly next to Tiger’s 155-footer in a euphemistic dick-measuring contest like the world has never seen.

From Daily Mail:

The 33-year-old beauty’s rumoured new boyfriend, billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline, parked his 164-foot yacht directly in front of her ex Tiger Woods’ 155-foot yacht on Florida’s Jupiter Island Monday.

How does one even reserve a spot like that next to Tiger? I guess when you’re billionaire Chris Goddamn Cline, you get what you want. He probably slipped the former yacht slip occupier a cool 10 grand for the spot and sent him on his way with a wink and a shoulder pat.

There is always the 2014 Masters, Tiger. The memory of this defeat will be too fresh for such a tightly wound competitor like yourself. No way you’re going to be able to chip with the thought of your beautiful ex-wife having a blast with Cline’s 164-footer dancing through your head.

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Wait, what’s the name of Cline’s boat?

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Is it Mine Games? Well, he is a coal mining tycoon, so it makes sense, but clearly this name now has dual meaning. Cline just yacht-slapped the world’s most famous athlete and has a perfectly named vessel on top of it. Who is this guy?

Fucking Mine Games. Just amazing.

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Cline 1, Tiger 0

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[via Daily Mail]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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