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We may have found Bubba Watson’s illegitimate son:
That little future rush chairman (damn glad to meet you) is “Peanut,” and he can hit the ever-loving fuck out of some golf balls.
To recap for those of you who didn’t watch the full video (or any of it if you’re really that lazy), Peanut spends a solid four and a half minutes hitting the shit out of every golf ball that gets in his way. Of course, that’s just how long the video is. For all we know, Peanut probably spent the next two hours working on his game.
There’s no information about exactly how old Peanut is, whether he always hits southpaw, or who he plans to rush in about 15 years. Instead, the video tells us all we really need to know: he likes to go by “Peanut” and that he’s all about the long ball.
What makes this tiny Happy Gilmore even more impressive is the fact that he actually has good form. As if solid contact wasn’t enough of an indicator of Peanut’s incredible hand-eye coordination, he uses a full swing to remind all of us that soon enough he’ll be kicking our asses up and down the fairways.
Honestly, hook him up child-sized clubs and he could probably kick Tiger’s ass right now. That is, as long as he has some semblance of a short game. Remember Peanut, just go to your “happy place.”
Even if Peanut does already have a better swing than I do, he’s still got a long way to go before he can play golf the way it’s supposed to be played: drunk.
[via Yahoo! Sports]