Top TFMs of the Day

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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. The constant rattling of loose golf balls in your trunk. #TFM

2. Asking the referee what the mercy rule is during the coin toss. #TFM

3. Athletic maneuvers in Hawaiian shirts. #TFM

4. Dressing for retirement 50 years early. #TFM

5. Maverick having a history of high speed passes over five air control towers and one admiral’s daughter. #TFM

6. Always choosing red solo cups because the blue ones remind me of liberals. #TFM

7. Graduating high school with high honors. Graduating college in six years. #TFM

8. Most schools have Women’s studies, but none have Men’s studies. I thought that was pretty sexist. But then I realized we do have Men’s studies, it’s called History. #TFM

9. Put a load into the dishwasher. She swallowed. #TFM

10. The last letter of the Greek Alphabet is “Sir”. #TFM

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