Top TFMs of the Day

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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Being the type you don’t bring home to mom and dad. #TFM

2. The semesterly double finger pistol sendoff to your professor as you leave the last class. #TFM

3. Doing a bat flip on a routine single. #TFM

4. Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with cheap American beer. #TFM

5. Women may be able to fake orgasms, but I can fake whole relationships. #TFM

6. Ending up in bed with the girl who called you an asshole at the beginning of the night. #TFM

7. That jaw-clinched smile you give when a pledge fucks up in public. #TFM

8. Announcing your retirement after every IM season. #TFM

9. Being a staunch supporter of a president whose term you weren’t alive for. #TFM

10. “I’m sure I could be persuaded,” when asked if you’re going to the bars on a Tuesday night. #TFM

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