Nicki Minaj Poses Nude For Her Birthday. Would Smash, I Think?

So, thicc has become a thing… and it is clear that Nicki Minaj fits in that category. So, for guys that are into that specific taste this is a stupid post.

For other guys, like me, I am generally not attracted to girls with more meat on the bones. It make this is a confusing one.

I think that objectively, Nicki Minaj is attractive. No one is going to say that she is ugly. But that does not mean that subjectively she is for everyone. Anyways, in honor of her 39th birthday she stripped it down to her birthday suit for a trio of nude photos she shared with her Instagram followers

It spurred me to think, WOULD I?

(Let’s simply state that SHE would not. First she is married, so unless she is stepping out, she wouldn’t. Also, I am not even remotely attractive, entertaining, nor wealthy enough for her to entertain the offer… but let’s pretend should would.)

Would I?
Would you?

Let’s go to the tape:

Minaj is now 39-years-old and through her career, including these pictures, left very little to the imagination. Yeah that one hand covers the goods in all three and used the giant teddy bear for another pose, but… I think we all know what we are getting.

It leaves me back at the same point, WOULD I?

I gotta say, probably yes.

I think Nicki Minaj is a naturally pretty woman — though I have never seen her without makeup — and if she is anything like her lyrics suggest, the evening could be very interesting.

I would certainly disappoint but give my best effort.


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Written by Malcolm Henry

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