Zach Wilson: MILF Hunter!

Zach Wilson was drafted second overall in the 2021 NFL Draft by the New York Jets, and after an incredibly mediocre rookie season in the NFL, he and his girlfriend, Abbey Gile, ended things sometime around January.

Now, let’s just take a moment to acknowledge that this girl is an absolute fucking smoke-show. Many guys would pay to be intimate with a girl that looks like this, so what happened that brought an end to this relationship?

Well, after reports surfaced that Gile is now dating Dax Milne, a current wide receiver for the Washington Redskins Football Team Commanders, and also Zach Wilson’s former teammate, roommate, and best friend. This, of course, sparked the public to speculate that Abbey Gile is a “homie hopper.”

Where shit really hit the fan, though, was when Abbey Gile responded to these “homie hopper” allegations with an absolute BOMBSHELL:

Now, let’s all remember that when Zach Wilson got drafted there was a TON of conversation on the internet about how his mom is an absolute MILF.

So, if his mom’s friend looks anything like her, it means that Zach Wilson is an absolute DAWG. Not only is he making tons of money as a starting NFL QB (for the Jets, yeah, but his career just started. There’s time for that to change), but he’s also living out every single adolescent’s dream of hooking up with a MILF.

I’m sure Abbey Gile thought she was “exposing” Wilson for his sexual conquests, but the only thing she’s really done is solidify that tiny little Chinese hands will be making thousands of Zach Wilson jerseys as DHGate orders skyrocket for the second year QB.

Fuck it. I might even draft the man in Fantasy.