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Trump Decides To Skip Next Debate Because He’s Already Got The GOP By The Balls, Debate Canceled

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Rubio’s done. Kasich is irrelevant. And the world is too busy comparing Cruz to various fictional characters to give a shit about his “traditional Christian family values.” Trump has the Republican party nomination in the bag — so much so, that he won’t even bother to show up to the next GOP debate on Fox News. Hell, he didn’t even know about it.

From Gawker:

“Nobody even told me about it,” Trump claimed this morning on Fox and Friends. “I thought the last debate on CNN was the last debate. That was going to be it… I think we’ve had enough debates. How many times can the same people ask you the same question?”

He’s got a point. The hosts of those debates are broken records.

Real talk though, this has got to be one of the biggest power moves ever made in a presidential race. Donald just said, “Fuck it, I’m not going.” So the debate was CANCELED. Has this ever happened in the history of politics? Trump is running shit and he’s not even elected yet. No one cares what Cruz and Kasich have to say. Stick a fork in both of ’em.

It’s Trump versus Hillary. Accept that now.

[via Gawker]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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