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Tyler Bray is doing his best to one-up Rob Gronkowski and strip the “Summer of Gronk” moniker from him – it’s just that he sucks at it. Summer of Gronk includes attractive women, sitting courtside at sporting events, porn stars, shirtless paid appearance gigs, and tearing the club up one awkward white guy dance move at a time. Summer of Bray includes beer bottle tossing, jet ski showboating, and law enforcement run-ins. It just keeps getting the Tennessee quarterback into trouble.
Tyler Bray has had an eventful, menacing summer. First we learned about him throwing beer bottle grenades at parked cars outside his apartment building in broad daylight. This time Bray took to the lake where he went Kenny Powers all over some folks’ asses.
Bray is slated to appear at Loudon County General Sessions Court although the exact time has not been disclosed on charges stemming from a July 4 Jet Ski incident on Tellico Lake.
According to Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency officer Dewayne Williams, Bray was driving a Jet Ski with a woman passenger when he was observed by Williams “hot dogging” with another Jet Ski. Williams explained the term “hot dogging” as “almost like playing chicken” on Jet Skis.
The other Jet Ski tipped over spilling the unidentified occupants into the water. Bray then sped near the swimmers “spraying them with water,” according to Williams, who added “he was almost on top of them.”
Oh, the humanity. Someone has to put an end to the terror this monster is causing. But seriously, this isn’t a big deal. It’s just hilarious. Any time an officer describes the assailant’s actions as “hot dogging,” it’s time to laugh it off. Listen though, Bray. I respect the moves out there on the water, but next time don’t do it right in front of a cop’s face. You’re the Tennessee starting quarterback for Pete’s sake.
Some video of the incident is now surfacing, and we were able to get our hands on it:
- [via Go Vols Xtra]