These little teenage gymnast asses are scattered around London’s North Greenwich Arena like a damn visual mine field, and these mines have been blowing men up all over the place. We get it. These outfits are painted on, the countless hours of work in the gym have turned the gymnast body into a well-put-together, lean cut of meat, and you’re just a red-blooded man.
The same rules should be applied to gymnasts in leotards that Jerry Seinfeld applies to a woman’s cleavage: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.” And his philosophy is in place with the assumption that: 1. 50 cameras aren’t on you, 2: the whole world isn’t tuned in, and 3. the subject isn’t 15 – 18 years old.
Be careful out there.
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