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U.S. Navy Takes Responsibility For Giant Sky Penis

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A large phallus was spotted in the sky above the Okanogan region of Washington state this week. I can’t make this shit up. There was a dick in the sky.

From KREM 2:

Photos sent to KREM 2 by multiple sources show skydrawings of what some people are saying is male genitalia. Some sources have even tweeted pictures of what they saw.

A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.

To make matters even more hilarious, the United States Navy has taken responsibility for the sky penis. In a statement to KREM 2, the Navy said they found the actions of the pilot “absolutely unacceptable” and “of zero training value.” They also made sure to mention that the crew responsible will get what they deserve for their actions, which should be a lot of high fives and free beer.

I love it when the military uses its machines of murder to inspire humor. Maybe the sky penis was a little offensive, and maybe it didn’t offer any educational benefit to those involved, but I’ll be damned if you call that a waste of taxpayer money.

[via KREM 2]

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Swoop Johnson

I'd like to thank Jesus, my family, and Busch Light for getting me to where I am today.

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