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Tennessee Sigma Chi Brings Porn Star To Parents’ Weekend

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Today, a UT-Knoxville Sigma Chi messaged me with an actual lead, which was a refreshing change of pace. Usually my Twitter DMs are just a wasteland of banal insults about my how I pronounce my last name incorrectly or that I’ll relapse back into obesity. Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I just go into that cesspool and read about how complete strangers want to murder me and everyone I hold near and dear to my heart. So I was caught a bit off guard when this kid actually shared this story about bringing porn star Cherry Morgan to his formal. My mind was thrown into an even bigger pretzel when I found out this wasn’t actually his fraternity’s formal, but a parent’s weekend that they can bring dates to.

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So no mom and pops, but still an aggressive move by Patrick bringing an adult film star to mingle with his brothers’ parents.

Look at the kid smiling ear to ear like an impoverished, mystified youth walking into Disney World for the first time. That’s true joy and wonderment on Patrick’s face.

Absolute cloud nine for our boy here.

You can take “nice and fun” how you want, but there’s no doubt Pat is in it for the long game here, locking up a future date for fall Saturdays.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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