Notice how I made that statement without exceptions. I don’t care if your fraternity is top house or bottom of the barrel dumpster swine on your campus. USC PIKE’s PIKE Paradise Party blows anything you got into this semester out of the damn ocean.
How do parties this good exist? Look how much of a blast everyone’s having. Putting your party up against this party in a party off would be the stupidest thing you ever did. This party is ancient Rome, yours is ancient Lithuania. This party is Kibbles, yours is lowly Bits. This party > your party.
If I was there, I’d be this guy.
Look at him. He’s just in a complete happy shock.
“How is life this fun?”
“Holy shit: I’ve peaked. Life is all downhill from here.”
“Booty had me like…”
Well done, PIKE..