40yroldVman (JI)

Member Since 04/19/2017

From California

  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Rush Boobs From This Week (20 Photos)

    It needs to be said that these pics are getting old. Thong pics and hand bra pictures are far too docile. Time to star removing the hands and ripping off the thongs guys. Believe me these girls would do it since there is no face.

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Another Fraternity Gets Their Ass Crumpled By Local High School Teens

    Ummmm, call me crazy but if a few high school kids at a Frat party got knocked the fuck out I bet this would suddenly stop happening. The fact that these kids are at a Frat party means they aren’t honor students looking for a place to cram for finals.

    If I were my Frats President and some high school kids showed up I would tell a few brothers to pull out their cell phones and start taping when I told the little fucks to leave. If they want to start shit it’s on tape that we denied entry for being under age. If they think they can assault my brothers because we’re scared of bad press Fuck them. It will be documented that they became violent first and we defended ourselves.

    That, or pay a few football players in beer and some cash to work the door. Promise them some head from the house groupie to seal the deal. Nothing like a few 6’5″ 250lb guys to deter these little fuckers.

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Mia Khalifa Put Chad Kelly In Her Back Pocket...Again

    I don’t get it. This chick used to literally get fucked and jizzed on/in for a handful of hundos a pop and this guy is supposed to be the loser? Dude started at QB for Ole Miss and just got drafted into the NFL. He might get cut, but he got drafted. It’s not his fault he tried the Gronk route by pulling porn stars. His only mistake was not waiting until he was in the NFL. Guy needs Gronk to teach him how it’s really done.

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Rush In A Jewish Fraternity

    It’s fair disclosure. She is actually a Jew. Her parents aren’t happy because I’m not a Jew. It’s actually a thing because our children wouldn’t be raised Jews. What I would really love to tell her Dad is I have no intention to marry their daughter because we met on Tinder and so she will be available for a good Jewish boy soon. This actually gives me an idea to hook up a friend of mine who is Jewish by giving him the heads up when I plan to dump her. I’ll provide all of the strategic intelligence he would need to bed and wed her so she stays in the clan. God damn, I brilliant!

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Rush In A Jewish Fraternity

    I failed to disclose my girlfriend is a Jew, lovely girl, so I get a pass on the post above. I love all Jews, they are just Christians accept they don’t believe in heaven and because of them girls think uncircumcised penises are “weird” and “strange.”

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Rush In A Jewish Fraternity

    Jesus was a JEW!

    His disciples were JEWS!

    There weren’t Christians until the Romans fed them to the lions at the Coliseum. That’s what my half Jewish, baptized Roman Catholic, religion teacher told me at my Jesuit high school while the Jews had free time during religion class . . .

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 142

    God damn is your post spot on. If they aren’t talking about their WoD it’s their God Damn Paleo or Keto diet. I fucking hate Crossfit nuts. The asses on some of the girls though . . . makes it worth the annoying chatter for a date or two!

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 142

    Nah man, DTF is all you need on tinder. Those 29-34 year olds work and just want to fuck. They aren’t on tinder looking for a husband. When I travel to NYC I’m like a kid in a candy store. LA is a close second and I don’t even bother in Chicago. Those bitches are too hairy.

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  • 40yroldVman 5 months ago on Rush In A Jewish Fraternity

    I’m perplexed. You seem kind of obsessed with your vomit couch. Girls don’t dig vomit couches. It’s time to get the Bergs, the Cohens and the Steins to clean up your shit hole of a house. Jesus, the stories are true. You Jewish guys are so spoiled by your moms you don’t even know how to clean.

    But props and getting girls to your Risky Business party. I’m sure they were kind of confused when they saw a bunch of dudes dressed like bitches after a one night stand. Cheers!

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