Announcing, “Welp, I’m outta here,” as soon as your professor finishes calling roll. TFM.
The look of joy on a pledge’s face when he hears “You didn’t fuck that up too badly.” TFM.
Your attitude for what most people would consider a disastrous situation being “it’ll work itself out.” TFM.
Renaming people you just met. TFM.
Signing five signatures when the attendance sheet comes around. TPM.
Actually eating shit for breakfast. TPM.