AllAmericanNightmare (Active)

Member Since 07/25/2013

From Missouri

All four thrift stores in town being out of Hawaiian shirts. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling your professor that you’re going to miss him while turning in your final, as if you were present for more than just the final. TFM.

total sorority move

Convincing your parents that you are only taking a fifth year at your advisor’s recommendation. TFM.

total sorority move

Being well respected in a field that merits no respect. TFM

total sorority move

Otter assuring his chapter that pre-med and pre-law are pretty much the same thing. TFM

total sorority move

A snow day on Wednesday meaning a Tuesday night rager. TFM.

total sorority move

“Anything is better than the truth.” TFM

total sorority move

Using “you crazy son of a bitch” as a term of endearment. TFM.

total sorority move