born rich die richer (Active)

Fall 2011

Member Since 09/03/2013

From Florida

Vanity plates that recognize your privilege.

Billy Manziel. TFM.

Announcing, “Ladies, keep your clothes on,” while taking off your shirt and revealing a rather pitiful physique. TFM.

total sorority move

Asking her for a mulligan after a clearly lackluster performance. TFM.

total sorority move

The strip club koozie. TFM.

The differing emotions between a rushee and a pledge regarding an invitation to the house. TFM.

total sorority move

Dad threatening to take away your credit card. Mom not knowing you have one. TFM.

total sorority move

Your winter body and summer body being the exact same thing. TFM.

total sorority move

Brothers calling you by the name on your fake ID in situations where an ID isn’t necessary. TFM.

total sorority move

Having a girlfriend when Mom asks about your social life, and single when Dad asks. TFM.

total sorority move