© 2018 Grandex Media Network
Asking her if her G-spot got its inspiration from a Malaysian aircraft. TFM.
Dressed to impress, but ready to undress. TFM.
Being able to trace the cause of the fraternity’s alcoholism like a family tree. TFM.
Using the “skirt” philosophy for writing papers: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep things interesting. TFM.
Putting the fear of the basement into them. TFM.
The general look of discontent from everyone in the vicinity when one person declines a shotgun. TFM.
Stating, “Mistakes were made on both sides,” after an altercation that was 100% your fault. TFM.
Stating, “Well, if you’re going to bend my arm,” after a request to start drinking that required absolutely no persuasion at all. TFM.