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Jimmy Buffett double-fisting margs in Jurassic World. TFM.
Treating the officer who gave you an underage ticket like an old friend after turning 21. TFM.
Making the pledge regret something he never did. TFM.
“I’ll put my best pledge on it.” TFM.
Claiming the image is photoshopped after a failed attempt of “pics or it didn’t happen.” TFM.
Bill Clinton believing that BJs don’t count as sexual relations or cheating. TFM.
Having Santa’s work ethic for finals: not doing shit all semester, then cramming it all in the night before. TFM.
Richie Incognito holding O-line meetings at a strip club and handing out fines for being late. TFM.