“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.” -Patrick Bateman. TFM.
Making the pledges attend grief counseling for your founding fathers who have been dead for nearly a century. TFM.
Being banned from the dorms despite having never lived in one. TFM.
Perfomance enhancing drinks. TFM.
Yacht appearances. Pirate behavior. TFM.
A par performance with hole-in-one type celebrations. TFM.
Breaking her resolution within the first hour of the New Year. TFM.
Telling her that oral is the sex God can’t see. TFM.