EQK (Fifth Year)

World's Worst Super Hero: Esteemed and respectable teacher by day, degenerate fraternity alumni by night.

Member Since 01/18/2011

From Georgia

“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.” -Patrick Bateman. TFM.

total sorority move

Retirement goals.

Making the pledges attend grief counseling for your founding fathers who have been dead for nearly a century. TFM.

total sorority move

Being banned from the dorms despite having never lived in one. TFM.

total sorority move

Perfomance enhancing drinks. TFM.

total sorority move

Yacht appearances. Pirate behavior. TFM.

total sorority move

Masturbation notice.

A par performance with hole-in-one type celebrations. TFM.

total sorority move

Breaking her resolution within the first hour of the New Year. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling her that oral is the sex God can’t see. TFM.

total sorority move