Your phone autocorrecting “Obama” to “Go Bama.” TFM.
Having the pledge order off the kids’ menu. TFM.
The checkout line ID switch. TFM.
Saying, “You should’ve seen the other guy,” whether or not anyone else was involved. TFM.
Misappropriation of funds, proper appropriation of fun. TFM.
Patrick Bateman pulling off the old Dorsia/Barcadia bait ‘n switch.…
Being confronted by nationals about the “concerning amount of ‘so-called…