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Promising her that you’ll last longer next time, every time. TFM.
Insisting on picking up the check after dinner with your parents…with their credit card. TFM.
Giving yourself a round of applause after sex. TFM.
Telling her we aren’t all like that after she describes you perfectly. TFM.
Getting the hotel room number right, but the actual hotel wrong. TFM.
Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM.
Convincing her she took advantage of you. TFM.
Changing her opinion on “frat guys” in one night, then changing it back in the morning. TFM.
Have zero fat guys in your chapter, but a plethora of big-boned gentlemen. TFM.