Frater Uncle Sam (Active)

Living a state school lifestyle at a private college. Member of the 3rd oldest fraternity in the greatest country on Earth. Born and raised in the city that invented the tailgate.

Member Since 02/27/2014

From Wisconsin

Assuming the lady cop only pulled you over because she wanted to hook up. TFM.

total sorority move

Attempting everything but trying hard at nothing. TFM.

total sorority move

Making the case that girlfriends are un-American because they limit your freedom. TFM.

total sorority move

Kissing a random girl in the stands after you drain a three in an IM basketball game. TFM.

total sorority move

Claiming you hold the record for something completely meaningless. TFM.

total sorority move

Treating virginity and sobriety like diseases. TFM.

total sorority move

Aaron Rodgers putting his twitter handle on the back of his jersey. TFM.

Making a pledge do everything for you on the golf course besides hit the ball and drink the beer. TFM.

total sorority move