Assuming the lady cop only pulled you over because she wanted to hook up. TFM.
Attempting everything but trying hard at nothing. TFM.
Making the case that girlfriends are un-American because they limit your freedom. TFM.
Kissing a random girl in the stands after you drain a three in an IM basketball game. TFM.
Claiming you hold the record for something completely meaningless. TFM.
Treating virginity and sobriety like diseases. TFM.
Making a pledge do everything for you on the golf course besides hit the ball and drink the beer. TFM.