The understood race that is about to happen when you pull up next to a car with your rival fraternities letters on it. TFM.
Assuming laws in the foreign country you’re currently in don’t apply to Americans. TFM.
The inability to talk on the phone to a brother without having to step away. TFM.
The slight inconvenience of golfers playing slowly ahead of you forcing your decision to drive back to the clubhouse to get another 6-pack. TFM.
Referring to “back in my day” as a second semester sophomore. TFM.