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Having a Josh Hamilton-esque relapse one week into Lent. TFM.
A subtle jerkoff motion toward your classmates after handing in your final exam. TFM.
Mitch being announced at his own party as a successful and very disease-free gentleman. TFM.
Not killing the guy who spilled his drink on you at the party. TFM.
Borrowing a pledge’s car and returning it with a $100 parking citation. TFM.
Asking for directions to the library. TFM.
Using yourself as the primary source on your paper about alcohol and drug use. TFM.
Trying to figure out how to write a paper for…
Close, but with a cigar. TFM.