Lamar Odom being the first guy in history to have drugs and hookers save his marriage. TFM.
Letting the bartender know “that bottle’s in trouble” after ordering your first drink. TFM.
Rory McIlory dumping his fiancé and winning the BMW PGA Championship. TFM.
Audibly opening a beer during a phone interview. TFM.
Peyton just wanting a beer after a huge win. TFM.
The crew from Armageddon hitting up the strip club before saving the world. TFM.
The absence of the stench of alcohol in your shirt meaning it’s good to go another day. TFM.
Tiger Woods having “well influenced” people inform him about Sergio’s…