MLB calling it the “World Series” despite all the teams coming from America, plus one in Canada. TFM.
Saying your own Miranda rights in the most smart ass tone possible while the cop is arresting you. TFM.
Using your parents’ credit card to buy something they would not approve of. TFM.
Saying, “I’m on a college budget,” when purchasing something most college kids can’t buy. TFM.
Jordan Belfort assuming he satisfied her after 11 seconds. TFM.
Explaining to your academic advisor that you can’t do morning class on Thursdays because Wednesday is dollar beer night. TFM.
Using “No regrets” to ironically convince someone to do something extremely regrettable. TFM.
Deciding which pledge to haze the most by which one talks to you first. TFM.