The tortoise in the Super Bowl ad winning the race in a tuned Merc with the hare’s bitch in shotgun. TFM.
Grading your TA on her curves. TFM.
Singing along to “It’s Finally Friday” on the radio when it’s the middle of summer and you don’t have a job. TFM.
The no-look lane change. TFM.
Writing “college” on the doctor’s form when it asks how often you drink. TFM.
“Okay, walking’s out.” TFM.
Going to college on the east coast, but having the sleep schedule of someone in Hawaii’s time zone. TFM.
Simultaneously being a self-described good judge of character and a person of questionable character. TFM.
The ultimatum where you get laid either way. TFM.
Taking one for the team referring to an occasional slumpbuster.…