Starting a fight, then making a pledge finish it. TFM.
Getting asked to leave class after you answer the professor’s question about what you did over the weekend. TFM.
Mom not allowing Dad to visit you on campus without her being there. TFM.
Your uncle’s excuse for marrying a stripper when he was 24 being, “It was the ’80s.” TFM.
Blowing a conch shell to assemble your pledges. TFM.