Insisting that the bouncer scan your clearly fake ID. TFM.
Referring to smoke breaks as “getting some fresh air.” TFM.
Baseball players are the ultimate pranksters. This one may top them all. Just amazing.
Bubba blaming nature for every bad shot he hits. TFM.
Dad telling Mom not to wait up for him as he leaves for his 9am tee time. TFM.
Marty on quaaludes.