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Asking the pledges for their blood types, “just in case.” TFM.
Telling the cop, “I don’t want to bore you with the details,” during questioning. TFM.
Being a hell of a drunk driver off the tee. TFM.
Denying it’s you in the video despite the sound of people chanting your name. TFM.
“Did America become the greatest country in the world by following the rules?” to justify your illicit behavior. TFM.
“That’s not the America I know,” after hearing anything you disagree with. TFM.
Telling her that extra toothbrush has never been used. TFM.
Deciding that late isn’t actually better than never when it comes to classes. TFM.
Drunkenly demanding your number be retired after winning a single game of beer pong. TFM.
The inability to resist a few practice cuts when walking past the golf club display. TFM.