IlluminatiBro (Active)

Member Since 10/05/2012

From Virginia

Asking the pledges for their blood types, “just in case.” TFM.

total sorority move

Telling the cop, “I don’t want to bore you with the details,” during questioning. TFM.

total sorority move

Being a hell of a drunk driver off the tee. TFM.

total sorority move

Denying it’s you in the video despite the sound of people chanting your name. TFM.

total sorority move

“Did America become the greatest country in the world by following the rules?” to justify your illicit behavior. TFM.

total sorority move

“That’s not the America I know,” after hearing anything you disagree with. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling her that extra toothbrush has never been used. TFM.

total sorority move

Deciding that late isn’t actually better than never when it comes to classes. TFM.

total sorority move

Drunkenly demanding your number be retired after winning a single game of beer pong. TFM.

total sorority move

The inability to resist a few practice cuts when walking past the golf club display. TFM.

total sorority move