Welcoming her boyfriend as the newest member to your Eskimo brothers club. TFM.
Asking the bouncer if he even lifts as he literally carries you out of the bar. TFM.
Making the pledges regret decisions you made. TFM.
Encouraging your brother to attend college in the south, but discouraging your sister to. TFM.
Asking her if she has a boyfriend when the guy standing next to her is obviously her boyfriend. TFM.
Telling the pledges they asked for it when really they didn’t do anything to deserve it. TFM.
Making questionable life decisions during the most important part of your life. TFM.
Leaving the pledges instructions on how to haze themselves during spring break. TFM.
Assuming all girls at the party are single. TFM.
Adding the prefix “would bang” in front of names of attractive girls in your phone. TFM.