ItalianStallion (JI)

Previously known for being the 4th best improv comedian in the state of New Jersey, he enjoyed a brief career in politics by serving on his fraternity's eboard until a scandal not as bad as the Lewinsky scandal, but more memorable than Whitewater lead to his resignation. Now, he spends his time making God awful jokes in chapter meetings, rooting for a shitty New Jersey hockey team, and serving on the congressional committee set to determine whether Oprah Winfrey should be classified as a cult or a religion.

Member Since 08/06/2014

From New Jersey

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Bama Fan’s RV Goes Up In Flames Outside Sugar Bowl, Guess What Her On-The-Record Response Was?

Minor League Hockey Player Telling His Old Man He’s Going To The Olympics Will Jab You Right In The Feels

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The University Of Virginia-Rolling Stone Legal Battle Is Finally Over

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It Took A Bench-Clearing Brawl To Make Me Watch Women’s Basketball

Every Fraternity Needs An Ice Rink

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Stop Going Full Santa At Parties, You Tryhards

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Chick-fil-A OPENED ON SUNDAY To Feed Those Stranded In The Atlanta Airport

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Marshall TE Celebrates Bowl Game TD By Pretending Football Is A Beer, Which Confused Some Narcs