J Parks Caldwell (Fifth Year)

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

Member Since 09/16/2013

From Michigan

Jared Kushner Is The Frattest Man Alive

Internet Explodes Over Rumors That Trump Had Russian Hookers Piss On Him

Pro-Cruz Super-PAC Uses Melania Trump Nudes in Attack Ad, Donald Fires Back On Twitter

Trump Promises His Boy Carson A Job In Exchange For Endorsement

Please Stop Tweeting Your Furry Porn To Tony The Tiger

Donald Trump Once Stuffed Tucker Carlson Into Locker With A+ Brag

Dude Masturbates While Driving, Things Don’t End Well

Hidden Video Shows Jim Harbaugh Murdering Nature, Desecrating Bo Schembechler’s Grave

A Response To Jezebel’s Claim That Sigma Chi Derby Days Is Sexist

TFM Roundtable: 2015 College Football Predictions