JerryJones (Fifth Year)

The Cowboys are the best team in the NFL. If you disagree, fight me. See you next season, cocksuckers. #CowboysNation

Member Since 12/03/2014

From Texas

Making a pledge take the lion’s share of the blame. TFM.

total sorority move

Robert Kraft’s cufflink game. TFM.

Blaming “slow developing plays” for your IM football failures. TFM.

total sorority move

“That was the old me,” while being reprimanded for something you did just a few hours ago. TFM.

total sorority move

“Look at this try-hard,” after someone with a nicer car parks next to you. TFM.

total sorority move

Senator John McCain grilling ribs in his dad jeans and bud light hoodie. TFM.

Golden showers. TFM.

Tipping generously on a pledge’s bar tab. TFM.

total sorority move

Following up your horrendous legal advice with “but I’m not a lawyer.” TFM.

total sorority move

Requesting free drinks at the bar after being featured in the local newspaper for all the wrong reasons. TFM.

total sorority move