Stocking up on patriotic apparel before a vacation to Europe. TFM.
Justifying your actions by saying, “At least nobody got hurt,” when multiple people were clearly injured. TFM.
“I shit you not” being an integral part of all your stories. TFM.
The hook shot beer toss that always ends up hurting someone. TFM.
Telling her the morning after that this is the beginning of a wonderful arrangement. TFM.