McNasty-b (Active)

Member Since 01/16/2014

From Florida

The celebratory heater after a remarkably mediocre workout session. TFM.

total sorority move

Borrowing a pledge’s razor and returning it with your beard fully intact. TFM.

total sorority move

Ending any potentially controversial text message with an American flag emoji. TFM.

total sorority move

Asking the pledges, “Do you think I like doing this?!” when they all know you very much enjoy it. TFM.

total sorority move

Taking an extra long shower in the morning to see if she’ll leave. TFM.

total sorority move

“I’ll grab his arms. You take his legs.” TFM.

total sorority move

The Jordan shrug after your fourth failed attempt at remembering her name. TFM.

total sorority move

Treating it like a game of Jenga when pulling your arm out from under her in the morning. TFM.

total sorority move

Attempting to make a good first impression without realizing that you’ve already made several bad ones. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling her you only drink top shelf while holding a Natty. TFM.

total sorority move