Your risk manager having a debilitating gambling addiction. TFM.
Grading your TA on her curves. TFM.
Inviting a pledge’s newly divorced mom to formal. TFM.
Telling everyone she also got off. TFM.
Virginia’s QB wearing golf gloves. TFM.
The Browns using Johnny’s ego to attempt a trick play. TFM.
Being great at unimportant shit. TFM.
Making your worst decisions in your finest clothes. TFM.