Daniel Muessig is America’s lawyer for the people. Freedom? Tanks? Terrible animation and special effects? Not to mention his personal views on laws being “arbitrary.” Hell, he even spelled “committed” wrong because he doesn’t give a damn about spell-check.
I know who I am calling the next time I get booked for anything in Allegheny County.
Ignoring the board shorts and the v-neck tee, this high school kid actually seems pretty cool for a dork. Here’s to hoping that Gracie Gold is pressured by her public relations team into going to prom with this guy.