PhallicJohnson (Exec)

I own Sperry's and always wear them in public.

Member Since 08/11/2014

From Texas

Alluding to the new attendance policy when your professor calls on you by only answering with “You know why I’m here.” TFM.

total sorority move

Ending up in bed with the girl who called you an asshole at the beginning of the night. TFM.

total sorority move

Replying, “You are so sexy,” to get out of listening to what she’s saying. TFM.

total sorority move

America welcoming an entire continent as an opponent. TFM.

total sorority move

“She’ll be back,” after being harshly and publicly turned down. TFM.

total sorority move