Dad’s overqualified attorney representing you in court for a minor ticket. TFM.
Having to take a cab to class the next morning. TFM.
Having to resist the urge to pee off the back deck of your house while back home for the holidays. TFM.
Inviting your straight-edge GDI project partner to the bar for every group meeting. TFM.
A bar putting up a sign because of something stupid you did while there. TFM.
The Wednesday morning “Guys, weekends actually do not start on Tuesdays, contrary to popular belief” email from your president regarding the state of the house. TFM.
Waking up the next morning and noticing a new playlist on your phone consisting of only one song. TFM.
Condescendingly telling your golf partner, “I think you’re away,” when you clearly outdrove him by 30 yards. TFM.